Call bell again ring ……)
Traveller:"Young lady there is nail-clippers?"
Stewardess:"You take me for Doraemon ……"
10, (the passenger compartment is collectively hasing no language, the airplane fair and softly flies, at this time, spread machine to grow pleased voice in broadcasting ……)
"The ladies, the Sirs, I am that your machines are long, welcome everyone to multiply by to do this service, what I want to tell everyone is …
… !Good heavens!!"
Machine long the words said half, suddenly sent out exclaiming of a KB, after, broadcasting inside again have no voice.At this time, all passengers frightenning words is getting worse, even the stewardess is also frightened of frighten into inaction, utter silence inside the passenger compartment ……
Led good short while, the broadcasting finally spread the voice that the machine grows:"The ladies, the Sirs, really sorry, let everyone frighten.A little very small accident happen, just multiplied by to work the member to me till the time of coffee, carelessly chase coffee Sa at my underclothing up, don't believe you to see, all soak through!"
At this time, ring out the complaint voice that a passenger's wrath hurtles a sky in passenger compartment:"The shirt is wet to calculate what, you come to see my crotch of trousers!"
The machine is growing a faint ……
11, (provided a meal to arrive again for time imperceptibly, stewardess MM started sending a food ……)
Stewardess:"Sir, we have chicken rice and fish rice, which kind do you eat?"
Traveller:"Sparerib!"
Stewardess:"Sir, we have chicken rice, fish rice, which kind do you choose?"
Traveller:"Sparerib!"
Stewardess:(after the silent short moment)"We have chicken cutlet bone and salmon steak bone, you eat which kind?"
12, (the stewardess is continuing to send rice ……)
Stewardess:"Fish rice and pork rice ask to want which kind, please?"
Traveller:"We 2 want a pig, he wants fish!"
13, (the stewardess continues the faint send rice in ……)
Stewardess:"Excuse me,www.buybeatsbydrdreheadphone.com, cow and fish which kind do you like?"
Passenger:"Okay, I want'cow and'."
Stewardess:"Is a cow, and fish."
Passenger:"!That I want'and fish'."
14, (the dining completes, the stewardess starts accepting dinner plate ……)
A traveller points at to eat cleanly of dinner plate(connect a root the vegetables leaves didn't leave) complaint way:"Young lady, your mealses are very bad, absolutely is a dog food!"
The stewardess is hasing no language ……
15, (majority of passengers all pass dinner plate easy to multiply by to work a member to take, but a passenger who depends a window is unconcerned, stewardess MM's stretching hand enough doesn't wear, hence ……)
Stewardess:"Sir, bothers you to pass dinner plate good for a while?"
That passenger haughtily answers:"You are an attendant, still am I an attendant?"
Very stewardess courtesy ground answers:"Yes, Sir!I am an attendant, but I ain't a gibbon!"
16,(the airplane flies to face Peking, prepare to land in ……) before airplane fall to the ground, the stewardess wants to work well a label to seal a work, but the label just finished sealing and then had a traveller to want cola to the stewardess.
Stewardess:"Execuse me, we all' seal'".
Traveller Nu answers:"As for!I will cola, you crazy?"
Stewardess:……
17,(airplane still just in the skidding, the traveller has already all stood up to take baggage, for the sake of the safety, the stewardess pickeds up a broadcasting again ……) original, stewardess MM should say:"The ladies, the Sirs, our airplane still just skidding, please sit properly, and close on the above of the top of head of baggage carrier."Result, she a worried broadcast:"The ladies, the Sirs, our airplanes slip still go ……"
By this time, words machine inside"dingdong~" again ring, in spread the voice that the machine grows:"Who Kua I?"
The stewardess is collapsing ……
18,(airplane finally stop next, stewardess' MM in the mind is old bus wanting to rush through to be a class of keeps Kentucky restaurant to the east and male friend appointment, hence broadcasting again Be spread as follows sweet hint ……) "the ladies, the Sirs, our airplanes have already arrived the east of Peking of capital city to keep Kentucky airport …… again see~"
The traveller went crazy ……
A spool of joke brocade gathers the cow B net text of chapter 1187 a novel about swordsmen fan[classic]
The this knight errant fan author till the last doesn't forget to see for Peking Olympic Games encouraging, ha ha, slowly and downwards as well.
The joke arrives convulsive of the composition testing Gao is in zero cents
Topic:"light drizzle the wet dress can't see, the carefree flower falls to the ground to listen to have no voice" is a tang dynasty poet, Liu Chang Qing, is in the poem in 《do not strict private's dollar 》 .Someone once comprehended this poem like this:1, these are the fine artistic conception that praise spring.2, the carefree flower, light drizzle expressed unknown lonesome.3, can't see, can't hear be unequal to have no conduct and actions, is a kind of indifferent of conducting of way.4, this artistic conception is already unsuitable for the world nowadays ……write a composition according to your viewpoint.Topic from draw up, the form is unlimited.The word counts 800 above.
Is a text as follows
Midsummer, night, dead hour.
The view mountain mountain Dian.
Someone of the top of hill, two people, one male one female.
These 2 people are Wu Lin's fame nowadays most ring of two cutthroats, the male's autumn light drizzle, female of call leaf carefree flower, river Hu Ren calls "the light drizzle is carefree to spend".
Poet, Liu Chang Qing, once described these two terrible cutthroats with"light drizzle the wet dress can't saw, the carefree flower fell to the ground to listen to have no a voice".Light drizzle wet dress, the wet dress is a blood;The carefree flower falls to the ground, what to fall to the ground is person's head.These 2 people kill people to have no Zong without the shadow, if they want to kill you, be you haven't seen their shadow of human figure have never heard they voice of time, you are dead.
The autumn light drizzle receives an invitation card three days earlier and indicates and kills a carefree flower of leaf.Not only there are 3,000,002 night currencies after completion of task, it is more likely to make him serve as the role of Cao snow Qin in"Red chamber Dream middleman" talent show program!
But killing carefree flower of leaf is more difficult than killing Bill still want much.
There is no one personal fighting skill background of carefree flower to clear leaf in river's lake, personality temper, but everybody knows the story of leaf carefree flower.
The leaf carefree flower contains a pair of charming big eyes, it is said that she once on on every occasion staring to kill Zhao Wei and Gao Yuan Yuan, but she was just 17 years old that year.
Leaf carefree flower the orotund and like Huang Ying Bo You Wan inebriate a person, the legend once listens to she talk behind Lin Zhi Ling's body numb and weak livelong year, do you say not and desperately?
Leaf the carefree flower is light achievement only tread Wu Lin, step snow seamless, fall to the ground have no voice, declare exceed green wing Fu Wang Wei Yi smiled in those early years.Someone sees her steal Liu Xiang Olympic Games to enter a certificate on the superhighway last week, Liu Xiang's making track for 10,000 kilometers finally was lived to much run down.
The ordinary people hear the story of leaf carefree flower early frighten buy urine not wet, but the autumn light drizzle didn't buy.
The autumn light drizzle isn't ordinary people.
He knows that killing people not only wants near the technique, but also needs to put together personal character!
Autumn light drizzle very the town settle, he is using a to fix whole of nail clippers fingernail, and his finger is high emollient.
He wants to waits for and wait for the other party sinking first not to live spirit.The superior competes with each other and disallows the mistake of one silk ten cents, sink the person that doesn't live spirit first and then will peep out flaw.
Fatal flaw!
Therefore autumn light drizzle one speech doesn't deliver and just plays with a nail clipper quietly.
Unexpectedly the leaf carefree flower is also very whole with the Xia, oneself naturally and self-satisfiedly lipstick, spray perfume.
The autumn light drizzle has to preemptive, way:"You know that I seek you to come out is why."
Leaf carefree flower gentle and soft way:"Before we begin, can not discuss first?"
Autumn light drizzle way:"I come to kill people, don't come to chat."
Leaf carefree flower way:"Do you have confidence to kill me?"
Autumn light drizzle way:"I never do the affair that didn't have confidence."
Leaf carefree flower way:"I want to remind you a matter."
Autumn light drizzle way:"You say."
Leaf carefree flower way:"100 Xiaos living to make a cutthroat table, the young girl is a cutthroat placard to rank the first, you only the second, can you can really kill me?"
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